dear selena,

these are the things I love about you:

• your glitter
• your bok choy salmon
• your swears
• your shelf of boob
• your love of snugs
• your morning singlet boob shuffle
• your need to poop
• your fringe
• your drunk smile
• your hood
• your rib area
• your mangoes
• your events
• your professional phone voice
• your need to relax
• your ways with people
• your girl next door
• your ability to cram it all deep inside
• your reality
• your laughs

kind regards,

Alice Cooper takes Manhattan

Who knew that Alice Cooper did the theme song to Friday the 13th Part 6? And with lyrics that crawl inside your soul and metastasise your emotions.

"And you're parked alone, On a summer night, You're deep in love, But you're deeper in the woods, You think you're doin' alright"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqqLMgbtrB8

Disco Tron Lives

I remember back in the day when blogs were called editorial pieces and only people with the correct mix of intelligence, wit, intellect and narcissism got published.

Which I guess it's why it's high time I had one.

Welcome to Disco-Tron.